Burnt Toast

A hollow ding rang throughout the kitchen, as the pieces of burnt toast jumped out of their would-be crematorium.   "Christ almighty, Karen" I said as my frustration grew. "Couldn't you think for two seconds and get my breakfast out before it gets ruined?"   Karen just sat there, her silence a resounding act of … Continue reading Burnt Toast


The Hedgerow

Once a woman was clipping the hedgerow outside of her home. She used a ladder to do the trick. The ladder was made of wood from Polynesia. The woman wanted her hedgerows to be shaped like triangular prisms. Like pyramids. The woman used a big sturdy pair of clippers to get the job done. It … Continue reading The Hedgerow